Only Killers Call Killing Progress: Perhaps one of the best laughs I've ever had.

Fall on me, black helicopter....

Perhaps one of the best laughs I've ever had.

Published June 11, 2005 by Lexy | E-mail this post

Repent! For the love of farsightedness!!

It's a site on the evils of masterbation.

Some people have far far far too much time on their hands.

Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality: Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.
3. Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to Masturbate.

God, I want these people stopped. But really, its just funny.. Just absurd....
Through a very simple operation called a Clitoridectomy, which is analogous to circumcision in the male. (Clitoridectomy has gotten a bad reputation in the West, but only because in Africa it is often done with crude instruments, without anesthesia, and under unsanitary conditions. When it is mandated in America it will, of course, be done in a sterile, modern operating room with anesthesia.) A woman who has had a Clitoridectomy is permanently cured of Masturbation and other lascivious behavior, but the Godless bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. have had the audacity to OUTLAW this operation!
Ha! Simple for you, fucker. You don't have a clitoris to begin with. What a man paragraph. An ignorant man paragraph. *shakes head* Anyway, yah. Have fun with that one.

Happy Saturday.

2 Responses to “Perhaps one of the best laughs I've ever had.”

Anonymous on 1:36 PM

That website is hilarious.

You dont know me, linked through Mblog.

Matt Good rocks and I appreciate your music appreciation.
Lexy on 8:15 PM

Thanks for the note, Kyle. :D I appreciate your music appreciation. :P