Only Killers Call Killing Progress: THE MALL- A Christmas Story

Fall on me, black helicopter....

THE MALL- A Christmas Story

Published December 21, 2005 by Lexy | E-mail this post

So, I left the house at about noon and descended upon Lougheed Mall. I had originally planned on sucking up my pride and going to metrotown, but my better judgement must have prevailed.

So I got me a coffee, and I went to the dollar store. None of this $2.99 dollar store crap, a real Dollar Giant where everything is wonderful and costs $1 exactly. I bought some stuff that I shall not list in case of prying eyes... But I am pretty happy with the loot.
Then I braved WalMart... Hit a few other stores...
And saw Jeans for $20.. So I grabbed a size fifteen.
Too big
So I grabbed a size thriteen
Too big
So I grabbed a size eleven
And mosied on out of that joint.

FUCKING EH! I'm down two sizes.

After this happened, My ecstatic self was ready to go home, and I started walking around again to find the right exit. Who should I see, but Katt (Karolina) And as soon as I saw her, I knew she was unhappy.
so what could I do, But take her to teh porn shop. I don't even know how long we were in there. At least half an hour. I got Nathan something that'll be WAY TOO MUCH FUN!

and now I need to hit a zellers. And find something that will be Nathans bigger gift. I looked and looked for exactly what I want to get him, but......... No one is selling the right KIND OF thing that I want. There are lots of things, but not the right thing.